A man named Artie went into Costco the other day and saw a dollar laying on the floor. At the same time four other people saw the dollar. A wrestling match ensued and Artie strangled the other four people. The next day the newspaper headline read: Artie chokes four for a dollar at Costco.
Compliments of Terrell my friendly cashier and friend at Costco, whom I have seen three times in the last three days.